Tonteria

Welcome to Tonteria, an enchanting Mexican-themed nightclub nestled in the heart of Sloane Square, London. Conceived in 2012 by the ingenious minds behind Mahiki and Whisky Mist, Tonteria emerges as a captivating addition to the city’s nightlife landscape, inviting you to embark on a journey of theatrical delight and cultural immersion.

As you step through the doors of Tonteria, you step into a realm that mirrors the vibrant tapestry of Mexico itself. This venue is a multisensory experience, a visual and gastronomic delight that transports you to a Mexican haven within the heart of London. La Taqueria, the culinary jewel within Tonteria, offers mouthwatering treats and tantalizing cocktails. Prepare yourself for an immersive extravaganza that transpires every Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Monday from 11 pm to 3 am. Tonteria stands apart by offering a theatrical spectacle that ensures ceaseless amusement. Brace yourself for captivating parade shows and interior decor that whisks you away to the verdant jungles of Tulum.

As the beats flow and the ambiance electrifies, indulge in signature creations like the “Maya pyramid,” the “lucky luchador,” or the exhilarating “tequila slammer.” Delight in the shared cocktail menu designed for communal enjoyment with your companions. While lounging in your booth, sip on frozen margaritas and savor authentic Mexican tacos from the tapas menu. The in-house DJ sets the stage ablaze with a pulsating live music performance, inviting you to dance the night away.

La Taqueria opens its doors from 8:00 pm to 10:30 pm, offering you the perfect opportunity to embark on an exquisite culinary journey before transitioning seamlessly into the vibrant rhythms of the club. Tonteria prides itself on its remarkable Tequila collection, boasting a selection that includes rare and hard-to-find varieties, providing enthusiasts with an exceptional tasting experience.

Tonteria extends its unique charm to celebratory occasions, offering personalized show options that elevate your festivities to an unforgettable level.

Elegance and allure define Tonteria’s dress code, beckoning ladies to embrace chic elegance with high heels and men to opt for smart casual attire paired with stylish footwear. Adhering to the dress code ensures seamless entry and an experience that lingers in memory long after the night concludes.

Table Prices:

The club’s standard entry fee is £20. 

The starting cost at Tonteria for a table is £1000 min spend, and the VIP Tonteria table prices begin from £2000 min spend for groups of up to 10.

Dress Code:

The dress code for women at Tonteria is sexy and trendy, and, of course, high-heels. Men should follow the smart/elegant code with elegant shoes, and no trainers.